He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Found your dick twin last night
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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