My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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