Plan B is the new Plan A
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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