It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i believe in u and ur pee
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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