How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
how does that bad decision feel?
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