even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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