your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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