So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So much Jack, so little girl.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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