therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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