What a fucking waste of an outfit
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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