I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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