I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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