I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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