you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
how drunk are you?
Several
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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