On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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