The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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