why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My dick has a subreddit
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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