We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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