she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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