Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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