You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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