Don't you send me to vm
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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