he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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