He is an equal opportunity slut.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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