i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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