what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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