broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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