Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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