Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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