Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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