unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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