Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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