U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
