What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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