I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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