the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Randomize
