what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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