i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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