I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
where are my eyebrows?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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