Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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