We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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