She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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