Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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