your thong is hanging out like whoa
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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