hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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