she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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