i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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