Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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