Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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