Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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