nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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