bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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