just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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