I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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