i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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