does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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