Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
