well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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